hedwig (by radiocure)

Writer's Block: If these walls could talk

Would you rent or buy the home of your dreams if a brutal murder had taken place there? What if you got to live there rent-free? Would you think twice if neighbors warned you that it was haunted?

Is there any chance of the cast of Being Human showing up? If so, I'M IN! If there's a chance of making out with Russell Tovey, I will sell a kidney to make rent!
hedwig (by radiocure)

Writer's Block: Would you talk to the dead?

Have you ever participated in a seance? If not, would you consider it? What spirit would you summon and what question would you ask them? Do you believe we can get messages from the dead?

Yes, and it was the most craptacular experience of my life. I saw a special on how some of the effects are created, and it was like the seance leader saw the same show AND COPIED EVERY TRICK. BADLY.
hedwig (by radiocure)

Lame, but accurate, fortunes

my fortune cookie from lunch - "Absence - Makes the heart grow fonder, and the paycheck go lighter"


But then, as I'm driving away from the restaurant, I find myself rocking out to Shania Twain's "That don't impress me much," a song I hated forever because of overplaying.

Stupid fortune cookie, making its point through Shania.

All I have to say now is I EAT TOFU TUNA, BRAD!
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hedwig (by radiocure)

My blossoming bisexuality

Tom Ford may have turned me bi.

A few months ago, I read an article (Details, maybe?), where he made a statement that every gay man should have sex with a woman at least once, as the experience is quite beautiful and different . . . yadda yadda yadda. I thought nothing about it at the time, but the thought continued to fester. These last few days, I've caught myself looking at women, wondering what sex with her would be like. These impulses are nothing like my regular thoughts about sex (like those ones I'm STILL having about the guy at the gas station last night!), but they persist.

And then I feel like a tool that Tom Ford has affected change in my life. Is marketing really so powerful? Or is it even worse - a hot guy suggested an idea, so I immediately accept it as truth. /self-accusatory diatribe

So, I'm not boarding the train to taco town, yet. I'm just calling the tourism board for the propaganda travel guide. 1-800-4VAGINA (pronounce vuh-hee-nuh, damn you Jason, Ann, and The Ten).
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hedwig (by radiocure)

Glaciers and Lichens

If you've ever seen any of the dvds that make up Amazon's deal of the day, you know the subject heading of this entry is pronounced Glass-ee-ars and litch-ins.

Oh, David Attenborough, how you were the bane of my existence through high school, having had to sit through every special you ever made. I would probably enjoy them now.
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