In the computer lab this morning, I got the unique priviledge of sharing the teeny bathroom with the campus mail guy. Long time followers of the Stewart show know this is the same guy I insulted a few years back when I asked him how his holiday was (either Halloween or Thanksgiving, I don't remember) and found out he was a Jehoviah's Witness.
He doesn't use soap when he washes his hands. He probably only used water because I was washing my hands.
Note to self: spray all campus mail with Lysol before handling