chipperMy first experience with prescription pain killers!!!
Do they think you're a junkie if you ask for morphine? If I have to be drugged, I want to go all the way!
Isn't this like the beginning of a bad Lifetime movie? Driven by emotional craziness, Stewart (I would be played by Valerie Bertinelli, Tracy Gold, or (shudder to think) Tori Spelling) turns to prescription drug abuse.
I think today's theme song will be Carly Simon---I haven't got time for the pain. Once my mouth is full of novacaine, I'll sing just like her.
Enough cattiness. Happy day, everyone, I love y'all.
