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This may offend some people

Like that's ever stopped me before. I apologize in advance

Current gossip is speculating that Phil Hernandez has had a relationship with a man for some time, the RHA president or something from Grand Valley. From this, discussion has turned to the fact that, sooner or later, the gay community is probably going to have to claim Phil, as well as LaTool (Steve Latour).

I have worked hard for years to not be associated with either of these people, they both give me the heeby-jeebies, so I'm left with a choice. Do I go straight, when boobies and virginias do nothing for me, or do I reasearch a more creative solution?

Of course I went for the answer with flair. Back off, breasted ones!!!

Like my fellow homosexual brethren, I have chosen to create a new segment of gay society to meet my needs. Hey, we already have GLBTQ, why not GLBTQM?

What does the M stand for, you ask?

G.M.U.W.P.H.O.S.L.
Gay Men Unaffiliated With Phil Hernandez Or Steve Latour

The g is silent, as in gnome and gnat, pronounced Moo-Fossil. Think The Lion King . . .

GMUWPHOSL!
oooo, do it again
GMUWPHOSL!


Note: this journal entry in no way should serve as an "outing" vehicle for these two people, as it is just a humorous anecdote related to someone's idle speculation. I hoping this disclaimer is enough to keep rugbynut2 from hitting me.

Comments

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mojomuze
Sep. 21st, 2002 11:42 pm (UTC)
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Aaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Can't...breathe...

Aaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I shouldn't laugh...

but...

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa

As you were.
coell
Sep. 22nd, 2002 05:59 am (UTC)
ROFLMAO!!!!
Spoo -- stop, you're killing me.

Please God, please don't let Steve LaTour be gay (day by day by day...). We use to always discuss him at CM LIFE. I worried, "Hey, I shouldn't join in on calling someone "gay" just because they're effeminate and annoying..." and I worried that when he came out, I'd be the one people tell "I told you so." :-P

Stay Gay, Spoo. Make the T-Shirt with the acronym but only certain people will know what it means. Or have a picture of a cow with the Fossil logo on it. It important to find some catharsis in this whole ordeal. Like you, I am very upset and concerned.

By the way, does my faghag membership extend to special interest groups such as GMUWPHOSL? Or do I have to start a FHUWPHOSL?
hapgood
Sep. 22nd, 2002 03:17 pm (UTC)
Re: ROFLMAO!!!!
Foo-Fossil sounds fun, but there is more than enough room for you in Moo-Fossil if you so choose.

When are you coming to visit? I feel like a nagging mom, "but, sweetheart, you promised!"
lovangel9
Sep. 22nd, 2002 12:18 pm (UTC)
hey take it easy on us "brested-ones!"
hapgood
Sep. 22nd, 2002 03:18 pm (UTC)
Thank you for not pointing out that I've touched your breasts, well one of them at least.
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hapgood
Sep. 22nd, 2002 03:21 pm (UTC)
Re: OK I may lose some points....
I don't understand what you are asking. How are they with me? How are they with being openly gay? How would they be if they read this post? A little clarification, and I'll be happy to an-sah.
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hapgood
Sep. 23rd, 2002 08:02 pm (UTC)
Re: OK I may lose some points....
Two people I go to school with that get on my nerves hardcore. They both have aspirations of being president, and live their lives like they are being considered for the office.

curlycutie
Sep. 22nd, 2002 03:35 pm (UTC)
i'm glad someone else said it besides me. all through orienation i kept thinking "am i the only one that sees how obvious it is that steve is gay???" you crack my ass stewart (in a non sexual way of course since i am a "breasted one")
mister_biv
Sep. 22nd, 2002 04:42 pm (UTC)
Ha!

(Everything else has already been said.)
fruittree36
Sep. 22nd, 2002 10:13 pm (UTC)
Holy statement batman
Wow, wow.
(Can't respond with anymore than that.)

May I add you to my friends list?
hapgood
Sep. 23rd, 2002 08:05 pm (UTC)
Re: Holy statement batman
feel free, but be warned that I'm not usually this clever.
tick043
Sep. 22nd, 2002 10:17 pm (UTC)
T-shirts... definately T-shirts. I'm in the perfect position to show one off and perhaps raise some awareness. PLEASE!!!!!!! After all, I did witness the creation!
mister_biv
Sep. 23rd, 2002 07:23 am (UTC)
Bumper stickers might be nice too... Barney's already purple, he may as well show outward support toward GMUWPHOSL!!!
curlycutie
Sep. 23rd, 2002 08:50 pm (UTC)
i need a REALLY BIG bumper sticker for my car. but i'll put it in the front on the driver's side to cover up the part of my car that's smashed in. somehow i feel that i should make some kind of comment about gay bashing here since i'd be in support of the gay community and my car is bashed in...... i'm just not as clever as stewart so i can't quite put the two together.. he he
steffer71
Sep. 23rd, 2002 08:28 am (UTC)
I wish some of your creativity would rub off on me. I'll just be sure it's not my "breasteses" that are rubbed.

...by the way, for a gay man, you sure do like talking about "virginias" an awful lot. Or is that just for my benefit.

hapgood
Sep. 23rd, 2002 08:07 pm (UTC)
Obviously, someone hasn't been reading her Fag Hag Handbook

Gay men always talk about virginias more than straight men, because unlike straight men, we aren't afraid of a virginia or a clinique.
steffer71
Sep. 24th, 2002 04:39 am (UTC)
Ahhhh...I'll have to brush up...

Just one thing...Will this be on the final exam?
mister_biv
Sep. 24th, 2002 12:21 pm (UTC)
Cliniques make me happy.

Sorry, couldn't avoid the ever-so-obvious pun. :-)
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