Well, I fell down, anyway.
It had to happen sooner or later. On my tour, walking backward down the slope in front of Woldt Computer Lab, I stumbled and fell right on my ass! Too bad I didn't roll into it more, if I had had a little more momentum, I would have done a complete backward somersault.
To add insult to injury, Danielle, a campus ambassador that shares my regular tour time, exits the computer lab and sees the whole thing.
I may never live this down.