Check this website out. It is the perfect parody of all the closet racists in the world.

My favorite part
Sally's always saying: "You go girl!" while "raising the roof" to mainstream hip-hop tracks at cheesy bars. That's fun! I relate to that.

Don't miss the letters that people have written in. I hope some of those are made up, as I can't stand to think that there are that many stupid people in the world.