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What's grosser than gross?

Finding out that two of your roomates, your neighbor, plus two special guest stars almost had a five-way the other day. It's not like I have a problem with straight sex, but when they insist on flaunting their perversions it just turns my stomach! Thank god I was working; if I came home to that, my liitle innocent mind would have been forever warped.

Note to self: hide dildo and other toys before describing yourself as innocent.

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rainbow_jr
Feb. 1st, 2003 10:38 am (UTC)
You are freakin' hysterical. LOL
myluckyclover
Feb. 1st, 2003 11:12 am (UTC)
OMG


GROSS ME OUT MR SISTER!!! YUCK!!
steffer71
Feb. 1st, 2003 01:47 pm (UTC)
Okay, so you know I'm a free-thinkin' kinda gal...but a five-way? Pulllleeeze!

No, really PLEASE!
scrwtape
Feb. 2nd, 2003 05:13 pm (UTC)
Really ... 5-way. Who do you thank?
steffer71
Feb. 2nd, 2003 05:25 pm (UTC)
Not really. Not with my body-image issues. Hard enough for me to get naked in front of one person, let alone four!
hapgood
Feb. 2nd, 2003 06:17 pm (UTC)
Personally, I'd thank my yoga instructor for allowing me to be that flexible!
curlycutie
Feb. 2nd, 2003 08:35 pm (UTC)
do you have handouts or something of yoga positions from your class? i really want to learn...and not for sexual reasons, although i'm sure there would be benefits there.
mister_biv
Feb. 2nd, 2003 01:13 am (UTC)
Considering I'm sure I know at least three (if not all five) of the members of the party,

EEW!

Thanks for sharing this moment of utter grodiness.
hapgood
Feb. 2nd, 2003 01:24 pm (UTC)
I know you know four of them, and I'm pretty sure you've met the fifth.
reeselove
Feb. 3rd, 2003 09:26 am (UTC)
Yes this is definitely a moment of utter grodiness. YUCKY!!!!!
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