Dr. Hapgood, your cruise director (hapgood) wrote,
Dr. Hapgood, your cruise director

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What's grosser than gross?

Finding out that two of your roomates, your neighbor, plus two special guest stars almost had a five-way the other day. It's not like I have a problem with straight sex, but when they insist on flaunting their perversions it just turns my stomach! Thank god I was working; if I came home to that, my liitle innocent mind would have been forever warped.

Note to self: hide dildo and other toys before describing yourself as innocent.
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