I'm so giddy, that I can't stop laughing over this sentence (well, those two special words in the middle) found on writeaprisoner.com

Seeking to meet a very special female who is financially secure; who understands how to really enjoy life; who is very loving, caring, sharing, understanding, very dependable, and very freaky; to establish a long-lasting relationship that would grow like a flower to blossom into a long lasting free world relationship, after I am released from prison at the end of this year.

anybody else picturing June Cleaver pulling anal beads out of Ward's ass? Well, you're picturing it now anyway.

yum, now I'm eating Taco Boy. Thank you, Ginny, for running out for lunch.