first, the hot guy. Caption . . .
take your aggression out on me. PLEASE!
If William Hung can do it, so can I!!!
and in the fashion corner
Look out for serial mom, bucko. Shoe/Belt clash is a capital offense.
Don't you hate when your outfit just won't come out gay enough?
You think your job dress code sucks, TIE this!
I'm a jazz musician, hipcats. If you have doubts, you can tell by the strange way I notate music
And, for those looking for love
If your ideal date ends with your dead body in a ditch, I'm your dude
for the moment