April 20th, 2002

hedwig (by radiocure)

Easier done than said

So, the cafe had bananas today!!! You know what that means (if you've been reading my journal, anyway)

It was kind of a dissappointment. It was too easy, provided you follow the Rules for Effective C%@k Su$#ing, firm even pressure, no teeth, etc. After the first one, I was even able to leave a good well at the tip for sperm collection.

My father would be so proud.

In related news, I don't think I will need to use lip balm for a week. My lips are so soft now.

In other related news, spermicide tastes really bad. I would avoid condoms that have it if you are going to try this trick.

Wish I had a webcam so I could demonstrate.
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hedwig (by radiocure)


So I'm using the directory, looking for people who are 22+ in Michigan, trying to diversify the ages of my friends in my journal.

Do you know how many people in this group idolize boy bands? Way more than you would expect. I'm kind of scared.
hedwig (by radiocure)

Second thoughts

I redyed my hair last night, and went darker to avoid that brassy/peachy color I've been getting in the third week.

Not so good. I like it with my eyes, but it just seems too fake for me.

Oh well I'll give it a few days.
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