September 18th, 2002

hedwig (by radiocure)

Just a few more hours, is all the time we've got

I'm getting a tooth pulled at 10am, and you know what that means . . .

My first experience with prescription pain killers!!!

Do they think you're a junkie if you ask for morphine? If I have to be drugged, I want to go all the way!

Isn't this like the beginning of a bad Lifetime movie? Driven by emotional craziness, Stewart (I would be played by Valerie Bertinelli, Tracy Gold, or (shudder to think) Tori Spelling) turns to prescription drug abuse.

I think today's theme song will be Carly Simon---I haven't got time for the pain. Once my mouth is full of novacaine, I'll sing just like her.

Enough cattiness. Happy day, everyone, I love y'all.
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