June 18th, 2004

Fruit Stand (Gay)

d2d: The truth hurts

Slander!
gusmacroy and sova7 have been secretly doing it!
herosjourney42 is the secret lovechild of gusmacroy and aaphilli!!
hapgood is secretly married to a wolf!
hapgood, we all know the truth, come out of the closet.
nedrapture and nickslickerton took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA.
hapgood got grande drunk and naked, and took photos. saintgusgus downloaded them.

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I'm so ashamed that I've lived with this secret for so long. I will come out of the closet, and admit to you, that I, hapgood, am in fact a closet heterosexual.

Taco, yeah, yum yum. I love boobies. No pole riding for me, I've got carpet that needs a spit polish. I'm trading in my gigabytes of man on man action for a pamela anderson pin up and a pocket pussy.

The religious right will be SO proud.

I'm going to stop before I start dry heaving.
  • Current Music
    Some misogynistic rap song. a straight man anthem
Kissing Angie (Drunk)

counseling: Court is now in session

Drug Court, that is. Since I want to experience as much of the substance abuse realm as I can, Katie, one of my supervisors at Addiction Solutions, thought it would be good for me to go. It was kind of boring, but I can imagine it will get better as I get to know the participants more.

No one got in trouble this time, so we'll see if that changes things.

Something I noticed, as I sat through the two-hour session, is that I find substance abusers very attractive, way above average. I don't know if this is true, or if this is me responding with respect to my Family of Origin.

So, I turn to you.
Poll #310074 Are they cuter, or is Stewart sick in the head?

Substance Abusers, on the average . . .

are cuter than other people
2(20.0%)
are uglier than other people
1(10.0%)
are just the same as everyone else
1(10.0%)
may or may not be cuter, but they are SEXIER
3(30.0%)
I don't know (and P.S. you're a freak, Stewart)
3(30.0%)
  • Current Music
    Peter Gabriel - In Your Eyes (on the radio)