July 31st, 2005

hedwig (by radiocure)

A question from an OKCupid quiz

Speaking of deep-throating, how do you approach it?

A-Gripping the base so I don't have to deep-throat him
B-It's a mountain. It's there. I have to conquer it. And I do.
C-Only if he's reliably gotten me off in the past or I want to borrow his ipod.
D-I really want to. I just can't manage it. Help!

C is making laugh so hard tonight! I need to go to bed
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hedwig (by radiocure)

Place your hands on your monitor AND BE HEALED!!!

Oooh, this is more true than I'd like to admit. Or maybe it's just how I see myself when I'm at my most negative. anyway . . .
You are 42% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (or a very despotic one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
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p.s. If you took advantage of the healing available by touching your monitor, a small donation of a three minute make-out session would greatly help advance our, um, ministry. Yeah, ministry.

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