Dr. Hapgood, your cruise director (hapgood) wrote,
Dr. Hapgood, your cruise director
hapgood
  • Mood: definitely not gay
  • Music: Some misogynistic rap song. a straight man anthem

d2d: The truth hurts

Slander!
gusmacroy and sova7 have been secretly doing it!
herosjourney42 is the secret lovechild of gusmacroy and aaphilli!!
hapgood is secretly married to a wolf!
hapgood, we all know the truth, come out of the closet.
nedrapture and nickslickerton took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA.
hapgood got grande drunk and naked, and took photos. saintgusgus downloaded them.

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I'm so ashamed that I've lived with this secret for so long. I will come out of the closet, and admit to you, that I, hapgood, am in fact a closet heterosexual.

Taco, yeah, yum yum. I love boobies. No pole riding for me, I've got carpet that needs a spit polish. I'm trading in my gigabytes of man on man action for a pamela anderson pin up and a pocket pussy.

The religious right will be SO proud.

I'm going to stop before I start dry heaving.
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