Dr. Hapgood, your cruise director (hapgood) wrote,
Dr. Hapgood, your cruise director
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How do you know when your life has become a horror movie?

Do you get a memo or something? Maybe you just start to wonder who's playing the creepy music all the time.

I only ask because Monette has become a little weird lately; well, a little weirder, anyway. Historically, when he observed me, he'd lay down and do a good job of projecting the message "I am a superior life form, and I'm only looking at you because I find you mildly entertaining. DANCE MONKEY DANCE!". Over the last week, on three or four occasions, he has started observing me like the stereotyped young child in scary movies, appearing out of nowhere, sitting upright in the middle of a room or hallway, and the message is much more of a "I'll miss you when you're gone. Dibs on your bed"

Come to think of it, he does have one meow that sounds an awful lot like REDRUM.

If he starts staring at a blank television, or makes circles with his paw in his litter, I'm outta here!

All work and no LJ makes Stewart a very dull boy
All work and no LJ makes Stewart a very dull boy
All work and no LJ makes Stewart a very dull boy
All work and no LJ makes Stewart a very dull boy
All work and no LJ makes Stewart a very dull boy
All work and no LJ makes Stewart a very dull boy . . .
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