Speaking of deep-throating, how do you approach it?

A-Gripping the base so I don't have to deep-throat him
B-It's a mountain. It's there. I have to conquer it. And I do.
C-Only if he's reliably gotten me off in the past or I want to borrow his ipod.
D-I really want to. I just can't manage it. Help!

C is making laugh so hard tonight! I need to go to bed