"I don't wanna write mah memoirs about bein' a geisha, thass boring, what that gon' be like? 'Today ah got up out mah bed, den ah put mah makeups on dat make me look all WHITE. Den, oh girl, you gotta wear this big ass wig, that it just hurt your back, hurt your legs, it's that heavy. You put it on yo head and you put it on yo side o yo head, both sides upside ya head you have this wig on. When it on, you just look like a SHAMROCK. It's big. Then you have to put on about five dresses and on toppa dat you put on a big ass belt. They call it a obi, cause it's like obi, look like a backpack. Thasso big. Then I spend the rest of the day bein a ho.'"
-Margaret Cho, Revolution