Thank you, Orson Scott Card, for naming one of your chapters Squirrel and Moose.  I've spent the last hour working on my Natasha impression.  The  closest I can come sounds more like Moose and Squiddle.

I wonder if Bullwinkle contained any propaganda messages, well other than russians are bad. 

Which got me wondering about other 1970s progaganda . . .

Why did Marsha, Jan, and Cindy take the Brady last name?  Why didn't the children ever have visitation with their other parent (didn't Mike's wife die?)?  If I were Marsha's dad, I would be pretty freaked out over the sexual tension between her and Peter. 

I can just imagine some of the conversations in that house . . .

Marsha(seductively):  What do you think of my outfit, Peter?
Peter: You dressed up like Cindy last time!
Marsha: I thought you liked it when I played Cindy?  I thought you THaid my LiTHp waTH THeKTHy?
Peter: I think you're thinking of Alice.
Marsha: I thought she liked it when I pretended to be Sam the Butcher?
Peter: That's Dad's thing.  How's your Mom impression?
Marsha: I'll get the Wesson