Have you ever heard of the game Edward 40-Hands?
Have you ever played Edward 40-Hands?
I'm playing right now (don't ask me how I'm typing)
For those who have never heard of E40H, follow the cut
For those with no context clue skills, Edward 40-Hands is a drinking game. You duct tape a 40oz beer in each hand, and cannot remove the bottles until you finish BOTH beverages (there are alternate rules, however), which means that, without help from a lovely assistant, you cannot use the bathroom until you've consumed your beers. First one done wins. Bottles are usually removed by breaking them.
You know you're not a college kid any more when your first thought isn't "When can I play?", but "College kids are crazy!" Truthfully though, my second thought WAS a desire to play, despite the craziness. I'll give myself a bye night (how do you spell bye(buy?) in this context?) to give it a try. No breaking stuff, though. Have to be mature about it, after all.
What can I say? I'm a crazy adult who still kind of wants to be a college kid.