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A fun definition from last night

Got my trivia on last night at the bar, it was nice to see dewdropinn, even if I did trip over someone's foot and almost tackle her off her barstool.  I can't figure out how I'm actually MORE clumsy when I'm sober. In a related note, anyone know how bad club soda is for you?  It's become my beverage of choice, but I'm starting to worry about my sodium intake because of it.  I'll have to check it out.

Back to trivia, and then the real reason for the post. I was the honorary Suzanne last night, winning almost every game I played.  Sobriety is really a hidden advantage, drunk people get talking and miss the occasional question.  Need to find out a way to get Suzanne wasted when she's home Sunday; I just might have a chance!

and now the real reason for the post . . .

A fun definition I coined at the bar last night

beertox = the youthening effect you get from being intoxicated. Of course, it effects your emotional control and maturity, not your skin's ability to move or eventually wrinkle.  This defining moment was sponsored by Nicole Kidman, who's botoxic waste of a forehead was the brunt of our jokes all evening.

Do you think botox increases your body thetan level? Maybe that's why her forehead didn't get really scary until after she left Tom. 
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