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A fun definition from last night

Got my trivia on last night at the bar, it was nice to see dewdropinn, even if I did trip over someone's foot and almost tackle her off her barstool.  I can't figure out how I'm actually MORE clumsy when I'm sober. In a related note, anyone know how bad club soda is for you?  It's become my beverage of choice, but I'm starting to worry about my sodium intake because of it.  I'll have to check it out.

Back to trivia, and then the real reason for the post. I was the honorary Suzanne last night, winning almost every game I played.  Sobriety is really a hidden advantage, drunk people get talking and miss the occasional question.  Need to find out a way to get Suzanne wasted when she's home Sunday; I just might have a chance!

and now the real reason for the post . . .

A fun definition I coined at the bar last night

beertox = the youthening effect you get from being intoxicated. Of course, it effects your emotional control and maturity, not your skin's ability to move or eventually wrinkle.  This defining moment was sponsored by Nicole Kidman, who's botoxic waste of a forehead was the brunt of our jokes all evening.

Do you think botox increases your body thetan level? Maybe that's why her forehead didn't get really scary until after she left Tom. 


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Jul. 19th, 2006 05:06 pm (UTC)
Good to see you to. I almost won a game before you arrived!
Jul. 20th, 2006 06:56 am (UTC)
I dunno
Good questions. Scary foreheads.. hm. Maybe that's why she went for Keith Urban, so she could wear the really big hats?

I've been wondering about Tom. After the gorilla bouncing on the yellow couch routine he pulled on the set of Oprah, his attack on Brooke Shields and women with post partum depression, the interrogation of Matt Lauer during the Today show and then his plan to do silent birth. I wondered what the hell would happen if Katie developed post partum depression and wanted to off little Suri, would he treat that with a lecture on the evils of psychiatry or go get her some drugs? That endless smile is getting pretty weird... Katie seems to have it now, too. Reminds me of the original Stepford Wives.

For me it's been like viewing reruns of the Reagan years, Nancy with her doe eyes and red suits, looking for all the world as if she were constantly stoned on Valium, and Ronnie affable, but showing signs of Alzheimer's the year he was inaugurated. Both had those horrible disingenuous smiles: no eyes, no warmth, all teeth, like snarling poodles ready to take a chunk out of your leg.

Glad you had fun...
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