While walking through the park, two very cute men ran past us. One of the men, a blond, had, quite possibly, the nicest ass I've ever seen. The fact that it was showcased in tight black super-short running shorts (not spandex) made it all the more appealing.
I know what I'm dreaming about tonight, seeing as hair and ass are the two most important features of a man's physical appearance.
I have to wipe the drool away now.