Dr. Hapgood, your cruise director (hapgood) wrote,
Dr. Hapgood, your cruise director

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Stewart is BORED

How bored, you ask?

I just went to the muncherie to see if I could buy a banana so I could practice putting a condom on someone using just my mouth!

What can I say, I saw it on HBO a few months ago and said "hey, I want to be able to do that"

They didn't have any. Now I'm debating if I am bored enough to go hike to my car so I can go to the store and buy one.

Maybe I'll just ask the cute boy down the hall to volunteer his "banana"

I need a life
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