I just went to the muncherie to see if I could buy a banana so I could practice putting a condom on someone using just my mouth!
What can I say, I saw it on HBO a few months ago and said "hey, I want to be able to do that"
They didn't have any. Now I'm debating if I am bored enough to go hike to my car so I can go to the store and buy one.
Maybe I'll just ask the cute boy down the hall to volunteer his "banana"
I need a life