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Stewart is BORED

How bored, you ask?

I just went to the muncherie to see if I could buy a banana so I could practice putting a condom on someone using just my mouth!

What can I say, I saw it on HBO a few months ago and said "hey, I want to be able to do that"

They didn't have any. Now I'm debating if I am bored enough to go hike to my car so I can go to the store and buy one.

Maybe I'll just ask the cute boy down the hall to volunteer his "banana"

I need a life


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Apr. 18th, 2002 08:29 pm (UTC)
You'll have to let us know about your sucess rate ;)
Apr. 21st, 2002 05:31 pm (UTC)
cucumbers work too!!!!Hun, don't fret.. the love of your life is out there and waiting for the perfect moment to unvail himself. Try Stephanie and Mines theory... Stop wearing make-up.
Apr. 22nd, 2002 06:30 am (UTC)
so, for me, would that be START wearing makeup? I'm afraid I will poke myself in the eye with the eyeliner pencil!

In related news, I almost bought concealer the other day. I keep getting a zit on the end of my nose whenever it is super inconvenient.
Apr. 22nd, 2002 01:42 pm (UTC)
I guess that would be start wearing make-up then. I don't know. We never tried to apply the theory to guys. Maybe you should try it and be our first data point! Ooooo... got to love science! As for my "pines" I'll tell you the story about what happened to me on 4-20 when I can actually talk to you. It was freaky. As for Zits on the end of your nose..... It's just the worlds way of fucking you over. Try the zit patch stuff. Clean and Clear makes one. It works really well. Other wise, anything with a green tint followed by concealer will cover it. Try Professionals, sold at Target. Kinda pricy, but you can get a test set that has green concealor and coverup.
Miss you too..... I'm coming home soon though
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