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Easier done than said

So, the cafe had bananas today!!! You know what that means (if you've been reading my journal, anyway)

It was kind of a dissappointment. It was too easy, provided you follow the Rules for Effective C%@k Su$#ing, firm even pressure, no teeth, etc. After the first one, I was even able to leave a good well at the tip for sperm collection.

My father would be so proud.

In related news, I don't think I will need to use lip balm for a week. My lips are so soft now.

In other related news, spermicide tastes really bad. I would avoid condoms that have it if you are going to try this trick.

Wish I had a webcam so I could demonstrate.