S & M are my two houseplants, which makes it even weirder since I talk about them like they have minds. Most days, I think they are more intelligent than I am. Not a bad life, sit around, listen to music, sunbathe, get fertalizer.
This isn't a permanent arrangement. I bought them together, they are a set (hence the names), they will have a home together in my new room, as soon as I decide where it is.