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I'm a C- gay man! This can't be

How Gay Are YOU?

I, who know the lyrics to more musicals than anyone in the state of Michigan?
I, who can have a "serious" discussion on hair care lasting more than five minutes?
I, who can tell the difference between beige, ecru, and buttercream?

It's true, I can perform basic car maintenance, and can basically name any power tool (well, the important ones anyway), but that doesn't mean I deserve a C- ! I grew up in the country, where this kind of knowledge comes standard.


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May. 12th, 2002 02:07 am (UTC)
weird. I just took that test and it said I was 70% lesbian.

Um. Hmm.
May. 12th, 2002 09:17 am (UTC)
No! No! Not ME! Noooooo...
Wow, I actually passed a test this semester. Stewart, this test has a bit biased to experience. I'm not going to say you lack (ahem), but it reminds me of our conversation about whether I'm a lesbian or not. Though I'm attracted to women sometimes, my choice to not have sex with anyone makes the call harder. You said the world's not straight til proven otherwise...

I like using "asexual" -- but does that imply I reproduce with myself or just have sex with myself? I make plenty of the motions, but I only have the one organ...

This is getting creepy. I'll stop.

How Gay Are YOU?

Wrongo. I find men attractive and some women (*Li*cough*z) companionable. Plus the fact that red hair makes me want to sit on their faces... *shiver*
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