How Gay Are YOU? [?]
I, who know the lyrics to more musicals than anyone in the state of Michigan?
I, who can have a "serious" discussion on hair care lasting more than five minutes?
I, who can tell the difference between beige, ecru, and buttercream?
It's true, I can perform basic car maintenance, and can basically name any power tool (well, the important ones anyway), but that doesn't mean I deserve a C- ! I grew up in the country, where this kind of knowledge comes standard.