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When Auntie comes callin'

I'm so sick, I don't want to leave my bed (actually, I needed to sit up for a minute to stretch so I decided to whine to you all about how yucky I feel.).

I have horrible cramping, I figure this must be what women go through every month.

Thank heaven for the Y chromosome. None of this bullshit. I get to have my cock, and eat one too (not my own, sickos, do I look like Marilyn Manson?)

One other thought, brought up by the fact that I just finished The Battle for Betazed
Ladies and Gentlemen, a completely unbiased poll!

Poll #35162 The best of all worlds

Which Star Trek series is the best? No matter which janeway you go, I won't be at sixes and sevens of nine

TOS, gotta love the original!
1(12.5%)
TNG, Bald is Beautiful
3(37.5%)
DS9, so what if it needed an infusion of TNGoodness
1(12.5%)
Voyager, because it's Stewart's favorite (and who doesn't want to be like me? Hey, put your hands down!)
3(37.5%)
Enterprise, prequels rock!
0(0.0%)

If you had to base your decision on just the television episodes (ignoring movies, books, fanfic, etc.) would your answer be different?

Yup
0(0.0%)
Nope
8(100.0%)

Rave about your fave! Any other comments?

Comments

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norsican
May. 21st, 2002 12:40 am (UTC)
You forgot the 3-5+ days of bleeding out of your crotch. That's always delightful, along with the cramps, bloating, moodiness, lighteheadedness and other lovelies that accompany us every month for a week. Blah.

You are lucky to have a cock. I wish I had one ;)
Hope you feel better soon, sweetie.
tbear00
May. 21st, 2002 08:51 am (UTC)
Wow, that was... umm. Explicit.

I always felt for my sister-girls, but you a whole new wave of sympathy just started...
norsican
May. 24th, 2002 06:19 am (UTC)
Re:
Heheh I can draw a diagram too ;)
tbear00
May. 25th, 2002 11:20 am (UTC)
Can't we just have coffee, talk about boys (or girls-whatever is your cup of tea) and you just know I am all apologetic that you got stuck with the bleeding and uncomfortable option?

*hugs*
coell
May. 21st, 2002 04:02 pm (UTC)
And there are some of us females who don't menstrate at all. >:-) I would rather have a cock though. (in my ASS!) You lucky bastard. I will bring you soup for your cold. What's your favorite?
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