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When Auntie comes callin'

I'm so sick, I don't want to leave my bed (actually, I needed to sit up for a minute to stretch so I decided to whine to you all about how yucky I feel.).

I have horrible cramping, I figure this must be what women go through every month.

Thank heaven for the Y chromosome. None of this bullshit. I get to have my cock, and eat one too (not my own, sickos, do I look like Marilyn Manson?)

One other thought, brought up by the fact that I just finished The Battle for Betazed
Ladies and Gentlemen, a completely unbiased poll!

Poll #35162 The best of all worlds

Which Star Trek series is the best? No matter which janeway you go, I won't be at sixes and sevens of nine

TOS, gotta love the original!
TNG, Bald is Beautiful
DS9, so what if it needed an infusion of TNGoodness
Voyager, because it's Stewart's favorite (and who doesn't want to be like me? Hey, put your hands down!)
Enterprise, prequels rock!

If you had to base your decision on just the television episodes (ignoring movies, books, fanfic, etc.) would your answer be different?


Rave about your fave! Any other comments?


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May. 21st, 2002 12:40 am (UTC)
You forgot the 3-5+ days of bleeding out of your crotch. That's always delightful, along with the cramps, bloating, moodiness, lighteheadedness and other lovelies that accompany us every month for a week. Blah.

You are lucky to have a cock. I wish I had one ;)
Hope you feel better soon, sweetie.
May. 21st, 2002 08:51 am (UTC)
Wow, that was... umm. Explicit.

I always felt for my sister-girls, but you a whole new wave of sympathy just started...
May. 24th, 2002 06:19 am (UTC)
Heheh I can draw a diagram too ;)
May. 25th, 2002 11:20 am (UTC)
Can't we just have coffee, talk about boys (or girls-whatever is your cup of tea) and you just know I am all apologetic that you got stuck with the bleeding and uncomfortable option?

May. 21st, 2002 04:02 pm (UTC)
And there are some of us females who don't menstrate at all. >:-) I would rather have a cock though. (in my ASS!) You lucky bastard. I will bring you soup for your cold. What's your favorite?
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