Jeremy, Ben's friend who I met once and have fantasized about since. For those of you who don't watch my show regularly, Ben is the number 3 love of my life. Check out this old post about Ben
I don't even know if he plays for my team, and I'm already planning the New Super Intense Workout So I Can Be Beautiful For Jeremy.
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight pathetic is spelled S-T-E-W-A-R-T