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Bennigan's---The Next Generation

So anyone who's ever been to Bennigan's probably knows the birthday song by heart.
After all, they sing it like eight times a night.

I think B's should be more responsive to those special life moments that college students face. To that extent, I am in the process of writing new songs for them to sing. To make it easier on the waitstaff, I have retained the meter of the birthday song. Here is the first song

Uh oh, where's the flow (to the rhythm of the Bennigan's birthday song)

You think you may be pregnant
Your Great Aunt Flo is late
You wouldn't have this problem
If you chose to masturbate

While you're at the doctor
Have an extra test or two
Who knows, he may have given
An STD to you


Now it is your turn! Make a new Bennigan's song. If you need a topic, try one of these

Coming out to your parents
Failing your midterms
First MIP
Academic Probation
Got caught cheating on your BF/GF
Hate your roommates
Joining a Cult/Fraternity/Sorority

Who knows, I may take the songs and make a book to give to Bennigan's.

Probably not

love, stewart


( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
Feb. 17th, 2002 07:41 am (UTC)
You crack me up! Hehehehehhe.
Feb. 17th, 2002 08:01 am (UTC)
hahahahahahaha . . . that is the funniest thing I have read in a LONG time!! Thanks for the comic relief. :-)

I may just have to write about a topic from your list myself, just to see if I can do it. hehe

By the way, I'm a friend of Rachel's and Mo's -- I found your journal through a comment you left in Rachel's.

If you don't mind, I'm going to add you to my friends list -- feel free to do the same. :-)
Feb. 17th, 2002 01:36 pm (UTC)
Re: *laughs*
I'm glad you liked it.

Thanks for the invite to your journal. Rachel mentioned that you were friends only.

Feb. 17th, 2002 03:33 pm (UTC)
Re: *laughs*
oh, I didn't *like* it . . . I *loved* it!!

And for the record -- I'm friends-only just because I never know who will stumble upon my journal, and I want to keep my private life fairly private, I guess. I'm not saying I'm interesting or scandalous, but I do use this as an outlet to bitch about work at times, and I am pretty sure someone at work was trying to spy on me . . . LOL
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