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Dr. Hapgood, your cruise director

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I wasn't going to do this, but then I decided it was that or actually work. ICK. Here we go.

10 Years Ago, I...
was getting ready to start my sophomore year of HS. Maroon and White, FIGHT FIGHT (can I get a HIGH V, LOW V, anyone?). My sophomore year sucked, I really let my grades slide. But I had fun, so it wasn't all bad. This was also the year that I got In-School Suspension for calling Marc Robinson an Asshole. Oops (but he was an asshole).

5 Years Ago, I...
Getting ready to transfer to CMU in the fall, working at the credit union. I'm pretty sure it was the summer the KCC choir went to New York, the only time I've ever been.

1 Year Ago, I...
was at Western, in training. 'nuff said.

Today, I...
turned on my first Utility ever! But I already wrote about that.
haven't showered, because I was almost late for work.
wish I hadn't eaten the whole steak sandwich from Tony's. Oh my aching tummy.
am freezing! The office is so cold.
am watching the last half of The Killing Game, taking my unseen Voyager tally down to two.

Yesterday, I...
was supposed to watch movies with kmaust, but she had to deal with a pukey camper.
had dinner with mister_biv. I got to have a Boston Cooler (YUM)
finally turned in my linen paperwork to Grant's office. I hope I don't reamed over that.

Tomorrow, I will...
go to the Thorpe scheduling meeting.
clean my room.
get paid!!! I love getting paid every week.

Five Items I Have Brand Loyalty To
Oral-B Reach toothbrushes, extra soft
Degree Deodorant, powder fresh scent
Labatt Blue beer
Mr Sketch markers
Clairol hair dyes

Five Snacks I Enjoy...
Chili Pie (nachos made with Frito's, gotta love S'leven)
Combos, pizza pretzel

Five Things I Would Buy With $1000
some clothes
The new SheDaisy CD
A Tripod for my camera
Sex and the City, seasons 1-3, on DVD
Maybe I'd blow all of it on a trip to new york

Top Five Turn-Ons
(in no particular order)
Red Hair
A nice big booty (do I have to sing the song for you?)
Don't laugh at me, but religious boys. There is something about a quiet faith in a higher power that makes me want to do things to him that will make him scream for his creator!
The ability to Sing (Oh Ben the first)
Good hair. Yes hair made the list twice, but these count as different things.

Top Five Turn-Offs
Dressing like an Abercrombie Clone (anyone spring to mind, tick043 and mister_biv?)
Bad hygiene
republicans (had to leave it, neblina456)
scrawniness (if you can be described as lanky, lithe, or scrawy, I will probably have no interest in you. Unless you're that boy who was working in the Wheeler foyer last week . . .)
bad attitude

Top Five Locations I'd Like to Run Away To
Rhode Island
The Meditarranean

Five Bad Habits I Have
Being very "truthful" when drunk
gnawing at my fingers
evangelizing my favorite TV shows to the world
Falling in love with straight boys
Skipping classes

Five Good Habits I Have
being there for friends
laughing at myself when I screw up
looking past the rules to the rationale underneath
I feel I have exceptional hygiene (does anyone need to tell me anything?)
I always try to see a situation from the other person's point of view

Five Things I Would Never Wear
A thong (can you imagine?)
Shirts with words on them (unless Cal makes me)
polka dots
a woman like a snorkel
a WWJD bracelet

Five T.V. Shows I Like
Six Feet Under
Queer as Folk
Sex and the City
The Sopranos
Am I forgetting any? Hmm, let me think. Star Trek: Voyager!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (how's that for a surprise ending)

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